You Don't Even Know, Dude

So we just recorded the new Poorly Lit Discussion and, for some reason, the sound doesn’t work. Like, it didn’t record. I dunno. Sometimes that happens. I’m sorry. Here’s a production still. (My funny hat was my pet snake, Charcoal. We’re really stretching the rules on funny hats.)

We don’t really feel like re-doing it, so here’s just our answers to the subjects provided:

• attackofthekillerderk asked about what movie we’d like to see at a drive-in. I said Raiders of the Lost Ark, Anton said a horror movie, like Dawn of the Dead.
• speekingbeez asked about high school cafeterias, if we have any stories. Anton and I didn’t really eat at the cafeteria at our high school (Anton did occasionally, but not really) as it was really for freshman. We ate off-campus, because we could. The food may have been good. I ate at the cafeteria at my first high school, and the food was awful and it was a mistake.
• dreilidethrace asked about pancakes vs. waffles, and if french toast is could be a part of it. We agree that french toast is a part of it, as you can put syrup on it, but wondered if pancake batter and waffle batter is basically the same, and the only difference is in the cooking style. (We’re not sure.) I prefer pancakes, Anton prefers waffles.
• frigidladymonster asked about masturbating. We got into a long talk about this, bringing up various TV references to the subject (Louie, King of the Hill, Weeds) and settled on: masturbation is normal and healthy, but don’t talk about it all the time because that’s weird. It should be touched on (no pun intended) in sex education in school so kids don’t get the idea that they’re hurting themselves. Basically, it’s nothing to be afraid of.

The whole time, the snake was roaming around and being adorable. It was awesome.

Sorry again. We’ll do better next time.