You Don't Even Know, Dude

Jacob’s weekly Face Off post:

My favorite part about Vivica A. Fox being a guest judge on Face Off was all the insightful commentary and know-how on the movie makeup world she brought to what is usually a plainer, less-technically focused discussion.

Hahahaha! No, she was clueless and said the same four or five things over and over. But compared to Asher Roth, she was a genius.

Sam Huntington knew his shit for the foundation challenge, but I wouldn’t have picked Beki. She just covered her model with blood, what’s creative or interesting about that? And I know the only reason they didn’t get rid of Sue was because Beki threw her under the bus. That design was terrible. Probably the worst thing in the last few weeks on the show.

But they got rid of Athena, which kind of sucked. Clearly, she was one of the only people in the competition that everyone liked, a really neutral asset to everyone’s team. And they said she wasn’t a good body painter, but that lionfish? And the album cover challenge? She killed it up there!

Jerry needs to go. He did okay this week, but only because he was paired with Matt, and Matt is a fucking genius (and he held him back, you saw how terrible their cheetah girl was). Once he’s flying solo again, he’d better be gone.

Also, I think it’s really funny how they made a big spectacle with the rhino being there in the studio and no one even used it. Ha!