Jan 26
You know what I love about Twitter?
You can artificially inflate your followers just by tweeting about the right stuff.
- Tweet a joke about Mountain Dew, @mtn_dew follows you.
- Say something about a new show on the History Channel, @HISTORYmag follows you.
- Use the hashtag “#savecommunity” once, and you get followed by @OccupyNBC.
- Someone briefly followed me after I quoted the Bible. (It didn’t last.)
- The same thing happened when I used the hashtag “#creepedout”. I got followed, retweeted, and then the follower bolted into the night. It was weird.
- And if you tweet about weed at all, they come out of the fucking woodwork.
Speaking of artificially acquiring followers, check me out, punks. I’m very funny.
