February 2012
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Let's say you have a roommate.
You’re friends with this roommate. He’s a cool guy. He’s such a cool guy, that one day, he buys a vacuum cleaner for your place. It’s a very functional vacuum cleaner. It gets the job done. You and your housemates love it. And it was a really cool thing for your roommate to do, to buy this vacuum cleaner for the house to use. Everyone uses it regularly for years. Then,...
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I’m friends with a couple other Jacob Rubins on Facebook. There are like five of us in the States, and one in England. One of them, who posts frequently, has like a really successful life. He goes to MIT and travels and has earned several scholarships. It’s… one of the most depressing things that’s ever happened to me.
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liars asked: one day I'm gonna drag a bunch of lights into your apartment and stage a "perfect three point lit discussion".
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lowarthighcraft replied to your photo: Okay, remember in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse… That scene is also an homage to New Gods #2, where Darkseid is waiting in Orion’s living room after he rescues some humans from Apokolips. I’d call it his Signature Move. I forgot about that! I even have that comic (in paperback form)! Darkseid just loves living rooms, I guess. Or maybe he likes...
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Boop. Semester over.
Time to hotbox everything.
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simpsonsporn started following you Eughghghehh. Gross.
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Poorly Lit Discussion!
Anton’s here! And we’re high. And we haven’t done one in a while. Submit topics for us to talk about in the new video! Photo replies encouraged. Yes?
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My trivia questions were too hard.
Whoops.
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My boss just texted me. Apparently, everyone who participates in trivia tonight gets a free beer. So if you live in Berkeley, this means you should totally fucking come. (9:30 at Kip’s Bar on Durant, just off Telegraph, right by UC Berkeley campus.)
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Took a nap at like 4:30. Woke up at about 5:40.
Completely did not remember falling asleep. Heard noise coming from downstairs. Looked at clock. Assumed it was 5:40 in the morning, and I had woken up really early. Attempted to go back to sleep. Realized I was fully clothed. Saw book left open on bed next to glasses. Noticed the PM light was on. Felt super smart. Took a shower. Feel like a Frankenstein.
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