Last night at karaoke
- Random Girl: Okay, I have three theories as to how you can do "Be Our Guest" so well.
- Me: Let's hear it.
- Random Girl: One: you have one or more younger sisters who watched that movie a lot and it got drummed into your brain. Two: you're a preschool teacher who puts on the Disney sing-a-long tapes to distract the kids. Three: you're a young dad.
- Me: Wow, 0 for 3.