Ha’a Keaulana runs across the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder. They do this as training to survive the massive surf waves of winter. She learned her amazing skills from her dad, legendary waterman #briankeaulana and her Grandpa, #Buffalo. I was very humbled to learn from the Hawaiians who have salt water running through their veins. Mahalo Nui Loa. Please stay tuned for our upcoming story on the Hawaiian surfing culture.
Everyone throws down a certain amount of money, I’m thinking like fifty bucks (or something).
In a randomly determined order, the participants select current cast members to be their “team”. We will use a “serpentine” selection method, where the picking order is reversed for the even-numbered rounds.
Every cast member can be selected TWICE but you can’t have the same cast member on your team more than once AND you can’t draft the same cast member as the person who selected before you.
Every episode, the cast members in your team earn points for specific things they do on the show. Different amounts of points are awarded for different roles in sketches, celebrity impersonations, appearing on Weekend Update, etc.
In the event a new cast member is added, they will be added to the team of whoever currently has the fewest points. In the event an additional new cast member is added, it will go to whoever has the fewest points ignoring anyone who has already received an additional cast member this way.
At the end of the season, the number of points for each player is divided by the number of points total to determine how much of the pot each player receives.
Anchor a sketch: 4
Appear in a sketch: 2
Non-speaking role in a sketch: 1
“Live from New York”: 2
Impersonate a celebrity with the celebrity: 4
Anchor an entire sketch by themselves: 2
Appear in a pre-taped segment: 1
Appear in the opening monologue: 1
Appear on Weekend Update as a character: 2
Appear on Weekend Update as themselves: 3
Breaking (with actual laughter): -1
Additional display of skill (dancing, juggling, anything non-comedy related): 3
If you have any thoughts on changing the rules or playing when the season starts on September 27th, let me know.
WE’RE DOING THIS. The league will be comprised of six players and we already have three, so if you want in, let me know as soon as possible so we can organize the draft date. YEEEEAH.