So I decided I wanna write Star Wars fan fiction that takes place like hundreds of years in the future, after the movies.
Just so I can have one scene where a guy lands on a planet, and he comes up to someone and is like “Hey, look what I found just floating in space, what do you think it is?”
And it’s a half-charred sign that says “Welcome to Alderaan”.
That would greatly amuse me.
I saw this for the first time recently and gotta be honest: I didn’t really like Bill and Ted.
That’s not okay.
Slaughter | Billy Preston
I don’t know what your plans are for this Tuesday at 9:30, but I guarantee you they’re not this cool.
Free! Win a pitcher of beer!
Flyer by Derek!
I just needed this picture of stand-up comedian/ Chinese-American super stud Stephen Ku doing the first stages of the Jacket Dance to be on my blog.
Right after this, he humps the shit out of that jacket. I’m not kidding.
